Jojo A. Robles Quotes

Apparently, even the anti-closure crowd has moved on. Ngayon andun na sila sa “walang plano pagkatapos isara.”

The new strategy is to go full retard. As the guy in Times Street knows, you never go full retard. Even, yes, if you are demonstrably a retard.

Life taught me that there are only 3 kinds of successful people: The Pretty, The Brainy, & The Lucky. Poor Jover.

POINT OF CLARIFICATION, YOUR HONOR. If I call a senator a big, fat, lying pig, does that qualify as an insult?

Always be prepared to walk away. From anything, from anyone. Never mind if there is no fallback position, no Plan B. Never mind if you don’t even know exactly where you’re headed. It’s your life. You can’t be held hostage in your own life.

Normally, I agree that the enemy of my enemy can be my friend. But there are exceptions, like when both are enemies you can never make peace with.

Fight fire with fire. Always. What’s the worst that can happen? You can go down in flames, yes. But you can also watch the other guy become toast.

For some people, sunblock is a necessity these days. Some of us would rather protect ourselves from the inside.

Kung well-oiled ka at nababalot sa kadiliman, why not do some groping, is all I can say. Well played, headline-writer. Well played.

When you really feel the need to explain to the world what you did a long time ago, maybe you’re just trying to convince yourself that that was what you did back then.But, seriously, nobody cares. They’ve already made up their minds a long time ago about you.

As is always, my advice is to trust your own fake news detector. The one God gave you and put between your ears.

SNAKES. These days, they keep talking about certain events that changed recent history. But they never seem to mention how a couple of snakes played outsize, coordinated roles in these events.