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Bad grammar is not a crime, but I surely wouldn’t pay anyone P1.3 billion to commit it.
When his own communications bureau can’t distinguish him from an impersonator, then there’s a big problem.
Why worry about Facebook leaking your private data? The COMELEC already did it for you!!!
I want someone who’s willing to die for my country, and that surely ain’t Mar.
When you call real people trolls, they get pissed… and they won’t vote for you or any of your staunch allies.
Truth be told, I might even vote for Sandra Cam as Senator. You know, just to stir things up a bit.
The question is not if you’re the best, but if you’re the best you can be. There’s a difference… a big, big difference.
When you write something stupid and people call you stupid for writing it, that’s not bullying, that’s called “WTF did u expect?”.
You have the right to be irritated at anybody, in the same way everybody has the right to be irritated at you.
Everybody’s given a fair chance at social media fame, it’s just that most choose to be assholes during the first 15 seconds.
You have the right to call me ugly and I also have the right to call you ugly. Unfortunately, the Truth is on my side. Charot.
Hindi ko po pangarap maging Senador. Pangarap ko pong maging unicorn.
Happy April Fool’s, talaga?! E araw-araw ka namang sinungaling, araw-araw mo naman akong niloloko’t sinasaktan?!
The more I learn about humans, the more I recognize the importance of vasectomies.
Paano aakayin ang taumbayang nagluluksa kung ang sariling mga mata’y nahihilam sa luha?
Many issues deserve a dignified discussion but for everything else, there’s “I don’t give a f**k.”
The problem with many people is they follow people whose posts irritate them, then they complain about it. TANGA LANG?
Sa lahat ng mga school age kids ng mga LP diehards, tell your parents na 100% kayo sa exam tapos if you’re asked for your test paper, tell them it’s too soaking wet to read.
Simple lang naman yan: if LP supporters dominated Social Media, LP supporters wouldn’t have any complaints.Too bad it isn’t the case, SO SUCK IT UP.
May bagong pauso ang Liberal Party: Assholes playing victims.